I’m proud of my two soldiers
| Obama: | Doesn't want to ban porn. |
|---|---|
| Obama: | Doesn't want to restrict your internet. |
| Obama: | Doesn't want to take away your guns. |
| Obama: | Supports gay marriage. |
| Obama: | Education for all! |
| Obama: | Universal healthcare! |
| Obama: | Wants to continue Planned Parenthood! |
| Americans: | You're destroying this country. |
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AND NOW, this 25th day of April, 2012, upon consideration of the pervasive degradation of the English language, the Court hereby DECLARES that the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pennsylvania is an Oxford Comma friendly facility. Legal documents that fail to incorporate Oxford Commas shall be met with displeasure, disfavor, and derision.
Thomas K. Kistler, President Judge of the Court of Common Pleas of Centre County, Pa. (via officialssay)
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boxer is my homegirl
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